We actually made Tee shirts

DON'T TEES ME - You wanted a T-shirt right? I'm pretty sure you did. Because you wrote me that email about it, and then those second and third emails. You mentioned it at the merch table, where all I seemed to have for sale was albums of songs I had written and recorded, and no branded apparel that you could use to communicate something essential yet intangible about your self-concept.

Well, here at the Jeffrey Foucault Corporation (TM) we were listening. It may not have seemed like it, the way it took five years and a global pandemic for us to respond, but as a corporation we like to play the long game. We remain nimble. We are the Warren Buffet of folk music. When other people are investing in TikTok accounts we are fishing. When other people are making fancy videos, we are also fishing, or possibly rocking some yard work. But then, when you least expect it, we crush it with a sweet T-shirt.

Designed by my friend, the fantastic Toronto visual artist Jordanna Rachinsky, there are two new shirts up in the STORE right now: a unisex Astream tee, based on our old tour poster, and a fitted women's Loon tee featuring a stylized portrait of the haunting Great Northern Diver, soundtrack of a youth spent camping in the north woods. These shirts are guaranteed to make you look cool (unless you were not already cool to begin with, in which case there's nothing we can do, and this guarantee is null and void).

These shirts are printed and fulfilled by the aces at Ambient Inks in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, and you can rest assured they are ethically and sustainably sourced, produced, packaged, and shipped. Good folks.

Place your orders now, as this will be a limited printing, based upon demand, with shirts available only in the web store, and only for a limited time. After that, if history is any guide, the odd sizes will be in my basement, between the oil tank and the winter boots, for approximately a decade.